The Daily Record (via reports:

«JURORS at Michael Jackson’s trial will be told the pop megastar’s manhood looks ‘like a barber’s pole’.

Private investigator Ernie Rizzo yesterday said the star’s latest alleged victim could provide damning evidence about Jackson’s unusually marked penis.

Rizzo was hired by the family of Jordan Chandler, who accused Jackson of molestation in 1993.

He claims he saw police photos of a naked Jackson taken more than 10 years ago. And he said distinctive brown rings were visible around the star’s penis as the singer bleached his body twice a week.»

So, what mental cleanser are you going to use to erase that image from your mind?

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