Go get ‘em, Alton!

Since it’s not a proper blog with persistent links, here’s the body:

«Dear Tom Cruise,

Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds?

Please, I’m crying out for help.»

[Original use.perl.org post and comments.]