After some fans booed the 56-year-old’s announcement, she responded: “Give me a frigging break. I’ve been a frigging diva for 40 frigging years. This is the last time I’m going to do this.”

—AP: Singer Cher Launches Farewell Tour

Come on, Grandma! Put on the bondage glitter gear and sing another tune about sex! You know what the poet guy said about “do not go gentle into that good night.”

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