Pigdog journal is reporting on a dangerous new mystery beast. It’s known as the Muhnocwha and it’s in India causing riots and mayham!
Police Deputy Inspector General K. N. D. Dwivedi, for example, put forth the theory that “the assailant was a genetically engineered insect introduced by ‘anti-national elements’ from outside India to cause mayhem.”
Clearly, there’s an Al-Queda link to this monster.