It’s true — there is a being of indeterminent origin on use.perl.org. My A3 pal Zorknapp has decided to lay some knowledge down on this site. Zorky and I have known each other (not in the Biblical sense) since 1989, which makes him very, very old. Sorry, ladies! He’s engaged to be married in 2004. Although that ship has sailed, I am currently interviewing candidates for a few positions I have in mind…