• “I’m not fat — you’re way too fucking skinny.”
  • “Richard Simmons was misquoted in the movie Star Trek: Generations. The full quote is ‘Time is the fire in which we burn calories!’”
  • If you want to feel better about yourself, hang around with fatter people.
  • Cat’s love being fat and it appears they consider it a sign of verility.
  • In wilderness, no one chastizes bears for their pot bellies.

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