Dude! I just downloaded Metallica’s St. Anger from Kazaa and man it’s a totally new direction for them. I mean, I know the guys are getting old, but this is way mellow, man. Wait, are they being ironic? Should I take the opposite of what they’re singing about to be true? Wow, that’s heavy man…

I hope John Denver sales sky rocket. Metallica, why do you even bother anymore?

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