Boy-band Hanson, with their beautiful girl hair, sure put a jealous bee in my bonnet back in the day. It really chaffed my aging buttocks that these pre-pubescent twurps, with their deeply introspective treatise “Mmmbop,” were video darlings. A pox on their peroxide-enhanced locks!

This song, walk away, is my stinging, yet oblique rebuke of their kiddie-pop. It’s got weedy guitar tracks, perfect for summertime car stereo fun! Rock out like it’s 1978.

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