DATELINE: HOLLYWOOD. Aging child star Corey Feldman
questions his
relationship with one M. Jackson.

«”If you consider it inappropriate for a man to look at a book of naked pictures with a child that’s 13 or 14 years old then your answer would be yes.”»

<VOICE TYPE=”Harvey Birdman’s Boss”>
ha HA! Pedaphilicious!
</VOICE>

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