I have always had weird dreams. Lately, I’ve been sleeping heavily, but awaking less than refreshed. My dreams have also been restless. Last night, I had a dream that I was chasing an annoying roommate around our house (note: I have neither a roommate nor a house in real life). At some point, I was confronted by a towering robbed figure that filled me with dread. It would not speak, but still it menaced me. I tried screaming, I think, but could not. I tried to wake up, but couldn’t. I tried screaming again, but may have only uttered a low moan. It was then I realized I was partly awake. I shook off my sleep paralysis and noticed the new bathroom my mom had given me for Christmas hanging off the door of my closet.

Clearly, the Aliens are responsible for this incident.