With this report of a possible NASA gunman at Johnson Space Center, let me officially publish my theory (that belongs to me) that global warming is driving people out of their minds.

While my evidence for this is slim, I find the frequency of alarming reports unsettling.

I posit that climate change has reached a noticable level and that our ancient monkey minds are screaming mad trying to warn us to flee. Of course, there is no where to flee, thanks to our broken space program.