Anarchy in D.C.? Anarchy in the Bay State!
Newburyport citizens were rocked by reports of a rogue llama *checks notes* “wandering in a field” near the highway.
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN BEANTOWN. LET THIS DOOM BE ON YOUR HEADS.
https://apnews.com/article/llama-wandering-highway-dd06961a178aa347b795dc242a801fe2